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whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

masturbing:

I can’t walk 10 steps in school without getting pissed off by something or someone

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

how do you lose weight by tomorrow

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

hollymurdoch:

Too cool 

hollymurdoch:

Too cool